Washington Lawyer - January 2018 - 48
By Tracy Schorn
July 23 - August 22
January 20 - February 18
You know that dream you had to quit
your day job and open a barbecue joint in rural Texas
and call it Amicus Beef? Saturn says don't.
February 19 - March 20
Pisces bring enthusiasm to any
job and have a remarkable ability
to match their socks.
God, it's always about you, isn't it, Leo?
August 23 - September 22
Hey, edgy Virgo! Are you satisfied with the life you're living?
As a Scorpio Sun and wayward Neptune make a galvanizing
alignment, consider a CLE on tax reform.
September 23 - October 22
As a lawyer and a Libra, you
can expect a LOT of scales of
March 21 - April 19
Neptune is rising, which means new challenges on the career
front, Aries. Your job will be outsourced to robots. Stay positive!
October 23 - November 21
April 20 - May 20
The editor of your law journal article will comment on your
prose: "I'd like to buy a verb, please." Ignore. She is bitter.
Mercury is dithering and can't find its shoes. You may
be waiting a long time on those appeals. Just saying.
November 22 - December 21
May 21 - June 20
Good twin, bad twin. Yin, Yang. The sign of duality, some have
called you two-faced, Gemini. Don't worry. The indictments
June 21 - July 22
Cancers have been accused of being overly emotional.
Which is why you are attracted to the pathos of contract
law. Weep. It's okay.
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Sagittarius, half-lawyer and half-horse, are you the learned
centaur whose higher intelligence forms a bridge between
Earth and Heaven - or are you a creature of Monsanto?
It's a year of self-reflection.
December 22 - January 19
Find out if the moon's position presents
any new opportunities! Ah... nope.