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LAST WORD

2017

HOROSCOPE
PREDICTIONS (to test your sense of humor)
By Tracy and Paul Schorn

ARIES

LIBRA

March 21-April 19
Your future is as clear and joy-filled as
Justice Stephen Johnson Field's
majority opinion in Pennoyer v. Neff.

September 23-October 22
Venus is your ruling planet! Under its
influence, charming Libra, you will
draft arguments with all the grace
and wit of a patent application.

TAURUS
April 20-May 20
Saturn says: When selecting juries,
avoid men with sleeve tattoos.

GEMINI
May 21-June 20
You will meet a mysterious stranger.
He will be opposing counsel. The
mystery will be how he persuaded any
law school to grant him a law degree.

SCORPIO
October 23-November 21
The 8th Sign of the Zodiac, Scorpios
are fierce competitors and don't
suffer fools gladly. It's okay, Scorpio.
No one reads those online ratings
anyway.

SAGITTARIUS

June 21-July 22
Lighten up, Cancer! It's time to loosen
your collar and relax. Bill in
eight-minute increments.

November 22-December 21
You're most compatible with Libra
judges. Avoid Scorpios at all costs.
Pisces judges are prone to take
things "under advisement."
Unfortunately, the docket does not
know your judge's astrological sign.

LEO

CAPRICORN

CANCER

July 23-August 22
You will file lawsuits in five different
counties, each with different e-filing
systems. None of your attachments
will attach. You will realize this at 4:57
p.m. on a Friday. Jupiter is a *&^%.

VIRGO
August 23-September 22
Your cousin will email you another
lawyer joke. It will involve sharks. And
professional courtesy. Delete.

December 22-January 19
As Mercury wanes, be extra kind to
court reporters.

AQUARIUS
January 20-February 18
An air sign. Some people say you're
flaky, Aquarius. So what if you have a
tendency to digress into arcane
matters of condemnation law, nod
off at CLEs, or wear Jerry Garcia ties?
You're just being you. Embrace it.

PISCES
February 19-March 20
Neptune is not your friend. Sorry
about those summary judgments.

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